Graduation Party

Since my last post, a lot has happened since then!  My cousin left to Seattle to start her career as an optometrist.  Not to toot my own horn, but I was pretty creative with the decorations at her graduation dinner in town.  

Besides putting my scrapbooking skills to work on the poster board, I found this neat website that makes personalized eye charts to show a message.

Thanks to my friend Charlene and her creative holiday projects, I took her tag idea from Christmas and made photo tags with my cousin's graduation picture on them and tied them to all the silverware at the restaurant!  On the back of the tags are a bunch of optometry jokes.  I also printed off funny optometry comics and spread them around the table.

Here are just some of the jokes (watch out, they are very corn-ea, hahaha, corny and cornea?):

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh !

  

Q: What music do optometrists listen to?
A: itunes

Q: What was the lens's excuse to the policeman?
A: I've been framed officer

Q: How do you take over the globe?
A: With a contact lens

Q: What did the sailor say to the captain of the optometrist’s boat?
A: Eye-eye captain

Q: Where is the eye located?

A: Between the H and the J.

Q: What did the right eye say to the left eye? 
A: Between you and me, there's something that smells...